May the Fourth Be With You
It is May 4th, so it is that time again to celebrate Star Wars!
"Force Kick" is a completely valid explanation.
So here is where you tell everyone your best Star Wars stories. Is it awesome? Is it embarrassing? A little bit from column A, a little bit from column B?
Here goes mine:
Back when Episode III came out, I was working at a movie theatre. The second busiest movie theatre in (a big tourist city), so the midnight showing definitely drew a crowd. Plenty of cosplayers everywhere. As employees, we were also encouraged to dress up, so OF COURSE I DID.
(No pictures, but pretend I looked like this. Close enough)
So there I was, serving popcorn and lightsabering, conducting business. But I had a sad, sad face. Because I wasn't going to get to see Episode III on opening night, because some bastard decided I had to work.
Well check it out! That bastard knew that I was a huge Star Wars fan, and knew there was something, just something nagging at my heart that night. I think the conversation went something like this:
So I got to watch the midnight showing of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith, with 50 or 60 stormtroopers and at least three Darth Vaders and a Slave Leia. While I was supposed to be working and ha ha all the other suckers were still working!
So hey, this is where YOU get to share your stories. Because the Force is with YOU.
Here is a cat dressed like Darth Vader, and it is PISSED about it:
• Sexual allegations 2: politician edition
• The alt-right's obsession with pedophilia
• Mueller Files First Charges
• Louis CK sexual harassment "rumors"